You say I'm bad, right, well haters are gonna hate, I ain't mad 'Cause I fathom the fact that they're lackin' the power to act like I can 'Cause I got a passion, a magic, a desire profound To increase the amount of meaning in the lyrics all around I hear the hatred; it burrows in my ear every day But I ignore it, 'cause hatred ain't got nothin' nice to say Without the bad, I wouldn't even appreciate the good, So I guess I can thank you, haters. Keep on hatin' like you should. One trick pony's only got one song, and One trick pony plays it all night long. One trick pony never tries somethin' new. One trick pony could be me, or it could be you. One trick pony's only got one song, and One trick pony plays it all night long. One trick pony never tries somethin' new. One trick pony could be me, or it could be you. Don't make me laugh, I know you were all thinkin' the same thing: "What do you think you're doing trying to get in on the fame? You're lame, a shame. No one will ever want to hear you." My name in fame was all I ever wanted it's true 'Cause when I started up on this mountain climbin' a step at a time My only focus was the fountain spoutin' fame of the rhyme. The top was the only thing that made me take that first step with determination If only I had known back then: The top is consolation. One trick pony's only got one song, and One trick pony plays it all night long. One trick pony never tries somethin' new. One trick pony could be me, or it could be you. One trick pony's only got one song, and One trick pony plays it all night long. One trick pony never tries somethin' new. One trick pony could be me, or it could be you. A one trick pony? Have you even seen my page?!? I compose, sing, rap, play, I spit lightning on this stage! And if lightning is what the fans want, then that's fine, But let me tell you I won't ever throw pandas with my rhymes. Some people measure themselves with subscribers, but I don't care In fact the only reason I'm postin' this is to share. And if I find myself upon an empty stage without a crowd formin', I don't even care if you watch, I'm still performin'! One trick pony's only got one song, and One trick pony plays it all night long. One trick pony never tries somethin' new. One trick pony could be me, or it could be you. One trick pony's only got one song, and One trick pony plays it all night long. One trick pony never tries somethin' new. One trick pony could be me, or it could be you.

Verse 1: Take seat youngin'; Stay around for spell I got a little story that I wanted to tell Would ya stick around, take a listen and see Cause back in my day, things were always grand as can be Now all the Streets were paved gold and gems; Glimmerin' Lightin' up the skies at noon; This town is shimmerin' Waitin' on nobody cause we got stuff to do Cause we through with the new We're talking old school. That's just what we do! Back in the day, it was the prime of the time Imagine all the greats singing together in rhymes and listening together on old Gramaphones and on old Radios it was a heck of a time Let me tell ya young man the old days were grand You could walk down to the beach and plant your hooves in the sand You didn't have no worries, all was grand as can be So everypony take a listen. Open your eyes and see Chorus: Trot with me through the autumn leaves And keep close to stay warm Soon you'll see how much you mean to me Feelings I've never felt before Verse 2: Skippi-do-bop was the name of the game Swinging like crazy everyone goes insane It's like a game except everyone wins Why isn't music like that, anymore? My gosh everything is such a bore now Everything's the same thing over again With all that hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippen' and the boppen' They dunno what the jazz is all about, you see You'll look back at your days I'm sure you'll experience it sometime cause when you grow old everything seems cold and new generation will arrive Chorus: Trot with me through the autumn leaves And keep close to stay warm Soon you'll see how much you mean to me Feelings I've never felt before Trot with me through the autumn leaves And keep close to stay warm Soon you'll see how much you mean to me Feelings I've never felt before

Here's a little post I wrote It's really meant to get your goat Don't worry, get trollin' I don't really want no trouble I just need to pop your bubble Don't worry get trollin' Don't worry get trollin' now Oo... Don't worry Oo... Get trollin' Oo... Don't worry get trollin' Oo... Don't worry Oo... Get trollin' Oo... Don't worry get trollin' If you hop on wow-head And you see someone trolin' your thead Don't worry BOBOBO-BOO-BOO-BOO get trollin' It appears you got there too late All the hatered isn't it great? Don't worry HAHAHAHAHA get trollin' Look at me I'm trollin' Oo... Don't worry Oo... Get trollin' Oo... Hey I give you my phone number if you trollin' call me I'll join in too Oo... Don't worry Oo... Get trollin' Oo... Hey you haven't trolled a thread in a while Have to apply the troll face smile Don't worry get trollin' All you do is cause hatered all around You've never heard of a troll face frown so Don't worry get trollin' Don't worry get trollin' now Oo... don't worry Oo... get trollin' Oo... don't worry get trollin' Oo... don't worry Oo... get trollin' Oo... don't worry get trollin' Oo... Don't worry don't worry don't do it. Oo... Be trollin' Oo... with a smile on your face make everyone hate like this Oo... don't worry Oo... it will soon pass whatever it is Oo... don't worry get trollin' Oo... I'm not worried Oo... Im trollin'

King Metamorphosis: This day is going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was young this is the calm before the storm as I dress up in uniform And I just laugh at all the webs that I have strung Shining Armor: This day was going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was young But instead of having cake With all my friends to celebrate I wonder “have my wedding bells already rung?” King Metamorphosis: I could care less about the vest I won’t partake in any cake Vows, well I will be lying when I say That through any kind of weather I’ll want us to be together The truth is I don’t care for her at all No I do not love the bride In my heart there’s no room inside But I still want her to be all mine. Shining Armor: We must escape before it’s too late Find a way to save the day Hope, I’ll be lying if I say I don’t fear that I may lose her To one who wants to use her Not care for love and cherish her each day For I oh-so love the bride in my thoughts she does reside Oh Princess Cadence, I’ll be there very soon. King Metamorphosis: Finally the moment has arrived For me to enslave my precious bride Shining Armor: Oh, the wedding we won’t make She’ll end up marrying a fake Princess Cadence will be King Metamorphosis: Mine, all mine

Just watchin’ a show ‘Cause it feels right If you didn’t know Then you feel like You’re slippin’ away You had a bad day I’ll make it okay You refused me before So I waited I put on the show And you fake it You say I’m a kid My ego is big I don’t care one bit And it goes like this [Chorus] I will teach you how to bro-hoof Stick em right up to the roof Now put your hooves together you put your hooves together Just put your hoooooooves together Sure you may not want to just yet You will in good time I’ll bet Then put your hooves together Yes put your hooves together Just put your hoooooooooves together [Verse 2] Maybe it’s hard To admit this You’ve lost your man card You’re thinkin’ But when you’re with me And we’re watching ponies They’ll make you believe We’ll start with the first We can watch it You’re quenching my thirst Just to share it There’s nothing to fear It all becomes clear They’ll take it from here And it goes like this [Chorus] I will teach you how to bro-hoof Stick em right up to the roof Now put your hooves together you put your hooves together Just put your hoooooooves together Sure you may not want to just yet You will in good time I’ll bet Then put your hooves together Yes put your hooves together Just put your hoooooooooves together [Chorus] I will teach you how to bro-hoof Stick em right up to the roof Now put your hooves together you put your hooves together Just put your hoooooooves together Sure you may not want to just yet You will in good time I’ll bet Then put your hooves together Yes put your hooves together Just put your hoooooooooves together

Plucking strings and broken wings are the things that defined my Ponyville Summer When Nice Nurse Mare, from urgent care put my wings in slings oh gosh what a bummer (But I'll abscond) But you wouldn't care when you're in the care of (Where I'll have fun) When you're in the care of Lyra and Bon-Bon I looked all day, for a place to stay But "No Vacancy" signs went on for miles They saw my cast, they didn't even ask they took me right in to stay for a while (But I don't mind) You wouldn't ask why when you were as desperate as I (Out of the sun) You don't ask why when it's Lyra and Bon-Bon I watched them together while under the weather and couldn't believe my eyes two ponies like this who share every kiss like they'll share the rest of their lives It made me blue and a little bit green that they were flushed red with love I'm too yellow to tell them that I'm leaving today under the orange sunset up above (Ooooooh) Plucking strings and broken wings are the things that defined my Ponyville summer...

I can't remember What happened in September When everything is gone When it's dark and I'm alone It's been forever Since I could have remembered Where the hell is everypony I just want to know the story Of what happened right before I became so alone. Still can't remember What happened in September Back when everypony died Trails of blood during my stride I just discovered that the ponies were defeated by something really strong it seemed very weird and wrong it just doesn't belong like it came out of this world. I've regained a small memory Came to my head just like that suddenly I think I've gotten a clue Something tells me this is worse than what I knew. I just remembered What happened in September I'm the one who killed them all I survived after the fall.

My name is Pinkie Pie (Hello!) and I am here to say (How ya doin'?) I'm gonna make you smile and I will brighten up your day It doesn't matter now (What's up?) if you are sad or blue (Howdy!) 'cause cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie's here to do 'Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile (Yes I do) it fills my heart with sunshine all the while (Yes it does) 'cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile from these happy friends of mine I like to see you grin (Awesome!) I love to see you beam (Rock on!) the corners of your mouth turned up is always Pinkie's dream (Bro-hoof) But if you're kind of worried and your face has made a frown I'll work real hard and do my best to turn that sad frown upside down 'Cause I love to make you grin, grin, grin (Yes I do) busted out from ear to ear, let it begin just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin and you fill me with good cheer It's true, some days are dark and lonely and maybe you feel sad but Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad There's one thing that makes me happy and makes my whole life worthwhile and that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile I really am so happy your smile fills me with glee I give a smile, I get a smile and that's so special to me 'Cause I love to see you beam, beam, beam (Yes I do) tell me, what more can I say to make you see that I do? it makes me happy when you beam, beam, beam yes, it always makes my day Come on everypony smile, smile, smile! fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine all I really need's a smile, smile, smile from these happy friends of mine! Come on everypony smile, smile, smile! fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine all I really need's a smile, smile, smile from these happy friends of mine! Yes a perfect gift for me is a smile as wide as a mile to make me happy as can be smile, smile, smile, smile, smile! Come on and smile! come on and smile!