This is yet another parody turned ponies. It was a little ambitious, and I lost steam, but here's most of what sounded...acceptable. Don't take this song too seriously. It was just a bit of fun. I hope you enjoy!
lyrics
Just watchin’ a show
‘Cause it feels right
If you didn’t know
Then you feel like
You’re slippin’ away
You had a bad day
I’ll make it okay
You refused me before
So I waited
I put on the show
And you fake it
You say I’m a kid
My ego is big
I don’t care one bit
And it goes like this
[Chorus]
I will teach you how to bro-hoof
Stick em right up to the roof
Now put your hooves together
you put your hooves together
Just put your hoooooooves together
Sure you may not want to just yet
You will in good time I’ll bet
Then put your hooves together
Yes put your hooves together
Just put your hoooooooooves together
[Verse 2]
Maybe it’s hard
To admit this
You’ve lost your man card
You’re thinkin’
But when you’re with me
And we’re watching ponies
They’ll make you believe
We’ll start with the first
We can watch it
You’re quenching my thirst
Just to share it
There’s nothing to fear
It all becomes clear
They’ll take it from here
And it goes like this
[Chorus]
I will teach you how to bro-hoof
Stick em right up to the roof
Now put your hooves together
you put your hooves together
Just put your hoooooooves together
Sure you may not want to just yet
You will in good time I’ll bet
Then put your hooves together
Yes put your hooves together
Just put your hoooooooooves together
[Chorus]
I will teach you how to bro-hoof
Stick em right up to the roof
Now put your hooves together
you put your hooves together
Just put your hoooooooves together
Sure you may not want to just yet
You will in good time I’ll bet
Then put your hooves together
Yes put your hooves together
Just put your hoooooooooves together
Lo-fi experimental synth music from the Estonian producer and frequent Dean Blunt Collaborator, crafted in conjunction with a graphic novel. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 24, 2024